Stalker Pop, Part 5: The ’80s Begin

Posted by Bridey on January 28, 2010

In this entry in the ongoing occasional series on stalker pop, we move into the ’80s, or the Decade of the Stalker, pop-music-wise. So, just to get it out of the way, we kick off with perhaps the biggest stalker hit ever:

(No really good version of the video seems to be out there.) Ever since this came out, in 1984, there have been stories claiming people thought this was a love song and played it at proms and at weddings. I believe Sting even said he’d had fans tell him how romantic they thought it was.

But I dunno, that’s a little tough to buy. At best, this is a breakup song. And you know, the Police were not all sunshine-’n'-roses at the best of times, the creepy video doesn’t suggest that anybody’s having a good time, the tick-tock tune is not exactly cheery, and — most to the point — there is nothing ambiguous about the words:

“Every move you make/And every vow you break/Every smile you fake/Every claim you stake/I’ll be watching you.”

This is classic stalker stuff, creepy and accusing. And all the while he’s whining, “Oh, can’t you see/You belong to me” and complaining that “Since you’re gone, I’ve been lost without a trace.” Because, of course, it’s really all about his feelings….

And on a similar, earlier (1981) note, we have this, one of many inexplicable hits from the generally inexplicable and frequently misogynistic Hall & Oates:

This dude is following a woman around, apparently for the purpose of providing a running critique on her behavior: “I see you/You see me/Watch you blowin’ the lines/When you’re making a scene.” (I actually have no idea what that means.)

These magical “private eyes” apparently allow our singer to keep permanent tabs on this chick: “You can play with words/You play with love/You can twist it around.” And after this barrage of accusations, he requests: “Don’t lie when you’re hurting inside.” How very sensitive of him. But would you tell this dude your innermost feelings?

More, much more, to come.

Earlier stalker entries:

Part one
Part two
Part three
Part four

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One Response to “Stalker Pop, Part 5: The ’80s Begin”

  1. Michele Says:

    Whoa, I’m a bit behind in the comments, postings, readings and more. I did want you to know that I do enjoy what the two of you post, so here are some more comments.

    I would have to agree with “Every Breath You Take” being one of the biggest stalker songs ever. It could apply to a male or female, but some of the lyrics, they seem more longing than stalking:
    “Since you’ve gone I’ve been lost without a trace
    I dream at night
    I can only see your face
    I look around but it’s you I can’t replace ”

    Now Private Eyes, that’s more like a stalker song,
    but where is the line drawn?
    Sounds like she jilted him doesn’t it?

    Looking forward to more
    Great article Bridey!